If you find any of the following offensive please dont look at them, no offense is meant! I truly mean that.

(Mrs Dog)
Honey what I have to say is really important now! Please, pay attention....
You know I need you to take out the trash, mow the lawn, go to Mr Andersons for fresh milk, *and and and*
(Mr Dog)
thinking *will she ever stop nagging? Its not like I dont work all darn day, I dont want to come home to nagging. Maybe if i pretend not to see her she'll just go away and stop nagging
"Oh this is going to be funny*
%&$$#@#
"hey what was that for! I should have just calmed you down. Why did I end up with the black eye? Alls I did was stand here laughing"

*omg, and she looked at me like I was
the funny one"

Well I cant think of anyone more mentally unblanced then myself. hmmm.... better not let others know this lol

Ever have a bad day? Lol, well we all have a heep of crap to deal with but better to deal with it then land in it!

Todays technology! lol Can you hear me now!

Create this sign and stuff it in your purse or wallet.
Hang it in the next bathroom you visit ... when you find
yourself in a bathroom that looks like its been
weeks since its been cleaned!

Yeah I said the same thing! lol